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At “Chikarasaurus Rex: King of Show”, it was announced that Smart Mark Video would have the DVD up for sale TOMORROW! If you were going to buy the DVD anyway, this is an opportunity to go into the show spoiler-free. While I am particularly proud of this edition of my column, I’d rather you buy it without spoilers if that is what you wish. Just a friendly heads up. Click the cover below to purchase the show!

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This edition of CHIKARMY Insider covers last night’s Chikara show “Chikarasaurus Rex: King of Show”, which has been confirmed as the biggest show in the history of the company. Among other exciting moments: two huge six-man tags featuring Chikara Pro talent taking on the stars of Dragon Gate, the reemergence of a certain cyborg long thought to be a figment of imagination, the announcement of the American and Chikara debut of a wrestling legend, and F.I.S.T. simultaneously kicks a member out and welcomes a new member to the family. Big thanks got to various Twitter users and Chikara101 members for little snippets of information and for a few pictures, but the biggest thanks goes to Jerome Cusson. He texted in the live results to me and even called me after the show with more info. What a guy! This event will be talked about for a very long time to come, that’s not the only thing you’ll get in this column. As a nice bonus, I’ve listed my TOP TEN Chikara vs. Dragon Gate Dream Matches for your viewing pleasure. 3…2…1…MAKE COLUMN GO NOW! *presses button*

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Aniversario Zehn

May 22, 2010 ~ Tyngsboro, MA

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Look! CHIKARMY Insider is back! Seriously…you’re staring at it right now. In this week’s edition, you get must-have info on three new Chikara DVDs, a potential break-up for one of Chikara’s best triumvirates, details on this year’s Cibernetico event, a sleek visual aid that updates this year’s Young Lions Cup VIII participants, a full rundown on Chikara’s monumental show next week, Chikarasaurus Rex: King of Show, featuring Dragon Gate stars such as CIMA, Naruki Doi, Masato Yoshino, and Dragon Kid! Tickets are selling like warm muffins, as Chikara has already stated that this will be the biggest event in Chikara history! HISTORY! So hop aboard your starship and set a course for The Awesome Nebula. Also, if you could swing by my house, that’d be great. My address is 427 [EDIT: Justin, don’t list your actual address, ya dingus]. Once again, that’s 427 [EDIT: Why would you type this twice?!]. WOOSH!

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It’s another CHIKARMY Insider! This week, it’s fully new and super detailed reports on this past weekend’s Chikara show featuring the return of Bryan Danielson! Not convinced you should read more? Some über cool stuff: a shower of ties for Danielson, a certain Kentuckian steals a woman’s purse, Bryan arguing for PG wrasslin’, the audience saving a wrestler by crowd surfing him back into the ring, WAR ULTRAMANTIS, The UnStable storyline taking a shocking turn, and Bryan Danielson…GOING TO TNA?!?! Find out more by reading the whole shebang. I’ve totally got you on the hook now, I’m sure of it. A special thanks goes to all those who texted and typed up results on Twitter and various other websites & forums, especially Mushroom Jones and JaKyL25 from the GameFaqs forum. I can take zero credit for the information provided, only for gathering and organizing it in one place for everyone to enjoy!

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(Photo by Chris Schramm)

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Welcome to an exciting and shiny new CHIKARMY Insider! This week is, in LOST terms, a Bryan Danielson-centric episode. Chikara had an opening to fill in the ol’ schedule due to Darkness Crabtree injuring his hip in a nursing home accident and, as luck would have it, the WWE lost their minds and fired Daniel Bryan! So Chikara officials canceled the match between Crabs and Green Ant, called up Daniel Bryan, got transferred to Mr. Danielson, and new matches were born. The Kingston/Delirious match was broken apart and they were each given new opponents. To find out who faces “American Dragon”, click the link below, ya dingus. I warn you: reading my write-up on “AmDrag” could cause you to overdose on hyperbole. You’ve been warned. I’ve also got the full cards for next week’s shows, which look awesome I might add. No bias. Also without prejudice: Danielson truly is the best wrestler on Erf and I hope he enjoys his short stint back on the indys. It won’t last. He’ll be back to blowing the minds of viewers worldwide in no time at all. Until then, savor this moment, wrestling fans. If you asked me who I thought would come back first, Jesus to save us or Danielson to the indys…I’d have abstained. I’ve upset Jesus enough this week. To the Batcave!

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King of Trios 2010 (Night 3)

April 25, 2010 ~ Philadelphia, PA

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Welcome to another edition of CHIKARMY Insider, the on-line Chikara article that dares to use the word “indubitably” in a sentence despite it’s propensity to draw open mockery. We use “propensity”, too. This whole Daniel Bryan Danielson mess involving Triple H? Balderdash and codswallop derived from rumpus scuttlebutts of the hoi polloi. I CAN’T STOP! Okay, I’ll stop. This week, we get blog posts from UltraMantis Black and referee Nick Sabato, minor updates on two big future Chikara events and major match updates for the June Chikara shows. Pinkie up, fools. We’re in Mannersville not Slob City!

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